Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Hide your kids, the GAYS are coming!

Yes. Quick, lock up your families! They might catch the gay. Over 50% of marriages in the US end up in divorce, how depressing is that! In fact conservatives, if u really do hate homosexuals , let them marry that way your garunteed half of them will be miserable. I'm kidding, but seriously where did all this hatred for gay marriage suddenly come from?? Its again another example of GOP bait and switch. Stop asking us about our voting records look the gays are marrying. I challenge right now any christian conservative to tell me one, just one detrimental effect gay marriage will have on your marriage. Don't worry I will wait. Yes, yes I know the bible says homosexuality is an abomination its right there, leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind as he lie with a woman both of them have committed an abomination, they surely shall be put to death their blood shall be upon them".  Powerful isn't it? Personally I prefer matthew 7:1-2 "judge not lest ye be judged for with what judgment ye judge ye shall be judged and what measures ye meet shall be measured to you again". I confess I am not a christian, but I was raised Catholic and I know that when you die you confess your sins, and I can't imagine standing in front of my god on judgment day and having to admit I treated people HE created, HIS "Children" as less than me because of something as irrelevant as sexual orientation. But lets find some LESS convenient passages from leviticus. 11:10 and I will paraphrase, eating shell fish is an abomination , or lets take leviticus 19:19 "do not let a garment of 2 different fabrics come upon thee" so which do we take seriously? And why? What makes one law of god more important than the next, why should we follow one and not the other?? If 2 men getting married can put your hetero marriage in jeopardy, your marriage wasn't very strong to begin with. But I can understand your confusion when your listening to poisoned old bigots like Pat Buchanan say "great nations punish gays " or Jim Pinkerton "gay marriage will lead to marrying animals".  Hey Jim, I don't know any dogs with drivers lisences or state ids and if your dog can fill out a marriage lisence application I will take all this back. Until then shut up. Better for people to think your a clown then to open your mouth and remove all doubt. Love thy neighbor conservatives. Nobody chooses to be gay. If u believe they do, then I refer u to Uganda where the government are about to sign in a law that executes gays. Or Iraq, where homosexuals are being kidnapped having there anuses glued shut and fed laxatives until there bladders explode and they die in agony. Or if u prefer, the lesbians in South Africa who are having to endure corrective rape because thats there problem. They must not realize they liked penises, those silly lesbians!! Seriously, WHO would choose that?! Have an easy life and be straight, or just to mix things up, be gay and get your asshole glued shut! It wasn't so long ago, the 1960s in fact, where interracial marriage was illegal and not too much longer before that, slaves couldn't marry. So I say VERY fucking loudly, Pat Buchanan, Jim Pinkerton, and extremist christian conservatives, STOP ACTIN' THE MAGGOT! Your god is watching, especially when your secretly masturbating to gay porn!  ;)

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The views of this blog are not necessarily the views of the bloggers wife. 
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1 comment:

  1. Ok, first of all. How much do I LOVE the disclaimers on the blog?? A lot. "She wants to keep her friends". Awesome.

    Second of all, I am a christian conservative who happens to support gay marriage. I agree with you that it's irony in its finest to sit in church on Sunday and then wave your "I hate gays" flag on Wednesdays. Furthermore, is it really anyone's decision besides Gods who is leading a life of right, wrong or otherwise? As far as I'm concerned, we are not the arbitrators of heaven and hell.

    Keep up the blogs :) Love KP

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